Chic Pistachio Gold Plated Flat Hoop Earrings

You get to the funeral fifteen minutes early and take a pew near the back, close enough to hear the eulogy, far enough that nobody has to watch your face. The window behind the altar throws long stripes of colored light across every third row, and yours happens to be one of them.

So when you tilt your head down for the prayer, the light catches something at your ear before it catches anything else about you. Flat gold hoops, close to the jaw, the kind that don't clank when you shift in the pew. You didn't dress to be noticed today. The gold does that part without asking you to.

Flat hoop earrings finished in gold-plated metal. The hoops sit flat rather than round in profile.

Nobody at a funeral is checking what you're wearing. The light finds you anyway.

• Design: flat hoop earrings
• Metal: gold-plated
• Color: gold
• Warranty: covered by the Greatest Warranty On The Planet.